TOM: hey guys, in all seriousness… i’m getting bored in here, what do we do? ryan, hit the alarm; we’ve been stuck in here long enough.

TOM: can somebody call somebody?
RYAN: she said this holiday inn… the elevator we’re stuck in doesn’t exist. [awesome]

RYAN: security’s on its way up with the key… to arrest us.

TWO HOURS LATER: [too legit to quit!] tom’s passed out… let’s get some sleep.

EMPIRES 2011 SUMMER TOUR

I watched this video and I learned two things.

1) The elevator is a lie.

2) I was maybe 5 blocks away from them when they played in Austin.

(Source: solipsists, via blinkinglights-intimatethings)